"E" EQUAL MC ME.
FIRING CAT CLAW BOMBS.
TIME FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.
HUH
Computer: WARNING! WARNING! ENEMY VESSEL DETECTED.
Ace: REV, INITIATE COUNTERDEFENSE MEASURES.
LEXI, PUT ON YOUR BRAINBLAST HELMET AND GET READY TO FIRE.
TECH, RAISE THE DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.
SLAM, GET READY TO LAUNCH PHOTON ROCKETS.
READY TO CHANNEL LASER BLASTS.
NOW!
RRRR! NEED MORE FIREPOWER.
YAH URRH!
HEY, UH, A CERTAIN SOMEONE SEEMS AWOL.
ANYONE SEEN THE DUCKMEISTER?
II'LL RESCUE YOU.
OH, MISTY RAINES.
INTERVIEW MOI?
I ACCEPT.
ANY IDEA WHO'S USING US FOR TARGET PRACTICE?
ALWAYS LIKE TO KNOW WHO'S TRYING TO BLOW US TO SMITHEREENS.
HEY, WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN?
AN ACTION HERO NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP,
NOT SO MUCH FOR ME, BUT FOR MY FANS.
BY THE TIME ZODAVIA REACHES THE LOONATICS,
THERE WON'T BE ANYONE TO REACH.
ALL'S GOING AS PLANNED.
* ROCK 'N' SET, LOONATICS, LET'S JET *
* REV, LEXI, AND TECH
* SLAM, AND DUCK
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* ACE IS COOL AND LEADS THE PACK *
* LASER SWORD STRIKES 'EM BACK *
* WHEN BIG, BAD BOTS SMASH AND ATTACK *
* LEXI'S BRAINBLAST MAKES 'EM CRACK *
* QUACKIN' IN, QUACKIN' OUT
* DUCK WILL MAKE INVADERS SHOUT *
* ACTIVATE, REGENERATE
* MAGNETIC POWER LEVITATES
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* BAM, SLAM
* TORNADO ZING BLING BAUBLES
* SET, LET'S JET
* SUPERSONIC REV HEATS 'EM UP AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT *
* SET, LET'S JET
* RRROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* WHOO! POWERS TO PROTECT AND SERVE *
* TONS OF EGO, LOTS OF NERVE *
* NEVER QUESTION, NEVER SWERVE *
* LOONATICS UNLEASHED
Ace: THAT'S THE LAST OF 'EM.
CURSES!
OK, LEX, LET'S FOCUS OUR FIREPOWER AND TAKE OUT THIS TIN CAN.
UNH! AAH!
NO ONE BEATS SYLTH VESTER.
AT LEAST, NOT TWICE IN A ROW.
WHAT WAS THAT?
UH, IT WAS NOTHIN'.
UH, JUST A MINOR BUMP IN THE ROAD.
DON'T TELL ME IT WAS NOTHING WHEN I HEARD SOMETHING.
KKKKT. SORRY, BOSS, BUT I'M LOSING YA.
MUST BE SOLAR FLARES. KKKKT.
WORKS EVERY TIME.
IF I WAS THERE, I'D KICK YOU
WHERE YOU DO YOUR THINKING AND SITTING.
OOPS. WRONG SWITCH.
Zodavia: LOONATICS, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.
I AM QUEEN GRANNICUS FROM PLANET BLANK,
DEEP IN THE MERRIEMELODIE GALAXY.
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED AND SO DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE INVASION
IS FOR THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO TAKE THE THRONE.
SO WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US?
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE HEIR TO THE THRONE.
PRESENTING THE ROYAL TWEETUMS.
AHEM. ROYAL TWEETUMS.
WHERE? ALL I SEE IS SOME SCRAWNYLOOKING BIRD.
THIS IS THE HEIR TO THE THRONE.
I'M ONLY 3 1/2 PARSECS OLD.
WELL, ROYALTY ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
I HAVE A HUNCH THAT OUR FEATHERED FRIEND
HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH OUR RECENT RUDE AWAKENING.
THERE ARE FORCES THAT DO NOT WANT TWEETUMS TO REACH PLANET BLANK.
OOH, DAWK AND VEWY MEAN FORCES.
SOMEHOW THEY'VE MANAGED TO TRACK OUR EVERY MOVE.
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE NEEDED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE DESTINATION IS REACHED.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
ABOUT ONE PUNY PLANET RUN BY ONE PUNY PRINCE?
OR SHOULD I SAY PRINCESS?
HEY!
THE LAST TIME BLANK WAS INVADED,
THE UNIVERSE WAS PLUNGED INTO AN INTERGALACTIC WAR THAT LASTED 1,500 YEARS.
HOW COME EVERY TIME THE UNIVERSE IS PLUNGED INTO WAR, IT LASTS 1,500 YEARS?
THE ROYAL FAMILY WAS EXILED.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR TWEETUMS TO RETURN TO THE THRONE
OR RISK ANOTHER WAR.
WE PROUDLY ACCEPT THE MISSION.
OH, GOODY! I WIKE HIM.
YOU, I'M NOT SO SURE.
DUCK, SLAM, AND ME WILL DROP OFF TWEETUMS WITH QUEEN GRANNICUS.
LEXI, TECH, AND REV, STAY HERE AND WATCH OUR BACKS.
WE'LL TAKE OPTIMATUS' OLD SHIP.
BUT THAT BELONGED TO THE BAD GUYS.
IT STILL GIVES ME THE WWILLIES.
Ace: TECH RETROFITTED IT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, WITH THRUSTERS, BLASTERS,
EVEN A JUICE BAR SERVING THE FINEST CARROT SMOOTHIE THIS SIDE OF GEMINI.
A BILLION MILES FOR A SMOOTHIE.
OH, GOODY.
Ace: WE'LL BE RUNNIN' A SKELETON CREW,
SO IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE STICKS TO THEIR DUTIES.
NATURALLY I'LL BE THE PILOT.
SLAM WILL BE IN CHARGE
OF THE ENGINES, WEAPONS, AND THE KITCHEN.
AHH! GREAT.
DRENCHED IN SLAM COOTIES.
AND DUCK WILL WATCH TWEETUMS.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, NUGGET,
AND IT WASN'T THAT INTERESTING THEN.
LOOKS LIKE THE SURVIVAL OF THE UNIVERSE IS WELL IN HAND.
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ENJOY THE RIDE.
I'LL BE USING A HIGHPOWERED PROTECTIVE SHIELD GENERATED HERE AT HEADQUARTERS
THAT'LL KEEP YOU AND YOUR SHIP COMPLETELY SAFE.
Rev: IT'S A NANOBASED MOLECULAR SCREEN
THAT DERIVES ITS ENERGY FROM SUBATOMIC PARTICLES
THAT COULD BE REDIRECTED LONG DISTANCES
BY BOUNCING THEM FROM SATELLITE TO SATELLITE
AND THEN RECONSTITUTED TO THEIR ORIGINAL MOLECULAR STRUCTURE
SO AS TO CREATE AN INVISIBLE OUTER LAYER OF PURE PROTOPLASMA
THAT NOT ONLY PROVIDES PROTECTION, BUT CLOAKS
THE VESSEL'S WHEREABOUTS FROM ANY OUTSIDE DETECTION
HEY, SLAM, WHAT'S COOKING IN THE KITCHEN?
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE WHIPPIN' UP FOR DINNER.
OOPSIE.
COME IN, QUEEN GRANNICUS.
WE'RE CRUISING THROUGH THE CLAMPETT GALAXY
WITH AN E.T.A. OF 7 1/2 HOURS,
DEPENDING IF WE HAVE THE SOLAR WINDS AT OUR TAIL.
OH. WELL, HOW VERY NICE. HAVE A SAFE TRIP,
AND BE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF MY PRECIOUS TWEETUMS.
HEY, UH, DON'T LOSE ANY GRAY HAIRS OVER IT.
TWEETUMS COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.
* I'M SITTIN' IN MY WITTLE TUB *
* WISKIN' THE GALAXY SO FAST
* HAVIN' MY BOTTOM SCRUBBITYDUB *
* HOPIN' THIS MOMENT WILL FOWEVER WAST *
THAT DOES IT!
BATH TIME'S OVER.
AW, BUT YOU WERE DOIN' A VEWY GOOD JOB,
EVEN IF YOU MISSED A SPOT.
OOP!
THERE. HAPPY?
I THINK I'LL MAKE THIS SONG MY PWANET'S NATIONAL ANTHEM.
WILL YOU SING IT WITH ME?
FORGET IT. I DON'T DO DUETS.
YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL SAD JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BAD VOICE.
TURN, PWEASE.
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A GREAT VOICE.
I JUST DON'T WANNA SING YOUR STUPID LITTLE SONG.
ONWY ONE OF US IS WOYALTY, AND ONWY WOYALTY GIVES ORDERS.
YOU CAN EITHER SING OR CHANGE MY DIAPER.
HAH! YOU'RE NOT WEARING A DIAPER.
TWUE, BUT I CAN,
AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT NEEDS TO BE CHANGED.
EHH, YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
SO WHAT ARE THE STUPID LYRICS?
YOU MADE A WISE DECISION, MR. DUCK.
AND A 1, AND A 2...
EVERYTHING IS ON COURSE AS I HAD PLANNED.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
SOON I'LL LAUNCH MY SURPRISE ATTACK
AND MAKE SURE FEATHER DUSTER NEVER REACHES PLANET BLANK.
THAT'S WHY I'M A SUPERGENIUS.
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S RIGHT. DUCKS DO MAKE THE FINEST LEADERS.
MUST BE BECAUSE OF THEIR RUGGED GOOD LOOKS.
HEY, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME AROUND THE SHIP?
I BELIEVE THE EXPRESSION IS WHEN SOMETHING FREEZES OVER.
AH, PWEASE, MR. DUCK. GIVE ME A TOUR,
AND I WON'T MAKE YOU CWIP MY BIG, YELLOW TOENAILS.
FORGET IT, MUSTARD STAIN. YOU'RE STAYIN' PUT
UNTIL WE REACH THAT RIDICULOUS PLANET OF YOURS,
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD DO THAT WILL GET ME TO MOVE.
OOH, WOOK AT ALL THESE FUN PWACES TO HIDE.
BYE-BYE.
EXCEPT THAT.
HEIR TO THE THRONE. HEIR. LITTLE HEIR, HELLO. OHH, PLEASE.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, DUCK?
JUST CHECKING IN TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING.
WELL, THINGS COULDN'T BE BETTER.
WHY WOULDN'T THEY BE? YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE CARE
OF A ONEPINTSIZED YELLOW BIRD? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S JUST THAT THE UNIVERSE WOULD BE PLACED IN GREAT JEOPARDY
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THE ROYAL HIGHNESS.
GUH. ROYAL PAIN IN THE BUTT'S MORE LIKE IT.
THAT YELLOW FUZZ BALL'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERES.
OOH. WHAT'S IN HERE?
OH, NO!
OH, GREAT.
THIS IS JUST WHERE BIRDBREATH WOULD GO.
Tweetums: I WONDER WHAT'S UP HERE.
EHH.
OOH. THIS PLACE IS MOST INTERESTING.
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA
OH, GOODY! A GAME!
NOW SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH ME.
CHEDDARHEAD'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
THIS IS FUN.
GOTCHA.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, MR. DUCK?
A PRESENT FOR ME?
AHH. AAH!
Duck: MOMMY.
YIII! UHH HAH!
YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CAREFUL, MR. DUCK.
SO WHAT GAME WOULD YOU WIKE TO PWAY NOW?
I DON'T THINK I WIKE THIS GAME.
TOUGH, TURKEY.
YOU'RE STAYIN' PUT UNTIL WE REACH YOUR PLANET,
AND JUST TO MAKE SURE...
YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT IT'S NOT EASY KEEPIN' ME IN ONE PLACE.
YOU CAN FLAP YOUR BEAK ALL DAY.
THOSE LOCKS ARE IMPENETRABIBBLE.
NOT FOR MY WUCKY PAPER CWIP.
IT LOOKS LIKE ACE AND THE OTHERS HAVE COMPANY.
THAT CAN'T BE. THEIR FLIGHT PLAN IS TOTALLY ENCRYPTED,
AND NO ONE KNOWS THE ENCRYPTION EXCEPT FOR ME.
WELL, HERE'S A THEORY, AND I'M SAYING IT'S JUST A THEORY,
EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT'S A PRETTY SOUND THEORY,
THAT MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO BROKE THE ENCRYPTION,
AND THAT SOMEONE IS NOT ONLY ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU, BUT SMARTER THAN YOU.
SMARTER THAN ME? THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO.
JUST A THEORY, EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT'S A PRETTY SOUND
Computer: JAMMING TRANSMISSION.
ACE, COME IN.
COME IN. ACE? ACE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
I CAN'T GET THROUGH.
OUR TRANSMISSION IS BEING JAMMED,
WHICH MEANS THE PROTECTIVE SHIELD IS ALSO DOWN.
REALLY? MAYBE IT'S BEING DONE BY THAT SAME PERSON WHO'S NOT SMARTER THAN YOU.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
WHAAH! UNH!
IF IT'S A FIGHT THEY WANT,
IT'S A FIGHT THEY'RE GONNA GET.
RAISE DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.
ARM ALL SYSTEMS.
WE LOST POWER TO WEAPONS.
SWITCH TO AUXILIARY POWER AND CHANNEL IT STRAIGHT TO ME.
LET'S SEE WHAT SPACE CASE THINKS OF MY LASER BLASTS.
WHAT
HEIR TO THE THRONE!
OH, BOY. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A BIG SPACE BATTLE CWOSE UP.
UHOH.
YOOHOO! MR. DUCK!
WHAAH!
I'M OVER HERE, MR. DUCK.
NO! NOT THE GARBAGE CHUTE!
HEIR TO THE THRONE?
HEY!
LOOKY WHAT I FOUND.
I WONDER WHERE THAT WALKING APPETIZER WENT.
TSK TSK TSK TSK. POOR, POOR MR. DUCK.
SINCE I AM WOYALTY,
IT IS UP TO ME TO SAVE MY NEW BEST FWIEND.
HEY, DUCK.
TWEETUMS
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
THOSE 2 BIRDS OF A FEATHER ARE UP TO SOMETHIN'.
IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE RADIO AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS
TO TURN OVER TWEETUMS,
I'LL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN.
ARE YOU KIDDING? THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO ME
THAT'S WORSE THAN WHAT THAT FLEABITTEN WINGED RODENT HASN'T ALREADY DONE.
YOU, TOO? YOU KNOW, THE VERY FIRST TIME I RAN INTO CANARYFACE,
I LOST ALL MY BACK TEETH. LOOK.
EWW. YOU GOT OFF EASY.
I LOST PARTS OF ME I NEVER EVEN GOT TO USE.
MAYBE NOBODY'S HOME.
OH, IT'S UNWOCKED. NOT TOO SMART IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
I GOT THIS THE TIME CHEESE BALL LOCKED ME INSIDE A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.
NO FEATHERS LEFT FROM TAKING ON 200 MILLION VOLTS.
NO HAIR LEFT FROM BEING DIPPED INTO MOLECULAR ACID.
THERE. THE PROTECTIVE SHIELD IS BACK UP. YOU DID IT.
Both: THANK YOU.
SHE WAS TALKING TO ME.
YOU KNOW, IT'S AWFULLY STRANGE
THAT WHOEVER'S OUT THERE FOUND US SO EASILY.
UNLESS THEY INTERCEPTED OUR COMMUNICATIONS.
IMPOSSIBLE. THEY WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE BROKEN MY CODE,
AND NO ONE COULD'VE DONE THAT.
TECH, DO SOME SNOOPIN'
AND TRACE ALL TRANSMISSIONS DURING THE ATTACK.
FIND OUT WHO WAS YAKKING WITH THE ENEMY SHIP.
THAT'S JUST A SCRATCH.
I COULD BEAT THAT. LOOK.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I BET YOU NEVER GOT SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE.
OK, YOU WIN.
DAT DUCK IS SURE A GOOD FWIEND.
HE'S CONFUSING THE PUDDY TAT
AND MAKING HIM THINK THAT HE DOESN'T WIKE ME.
PSST, MR. DUCK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M HERE TO WESCUE YOU.
CAN I SINK ANY LOWER?
FREED BY THE MAKINGS OF A FINGER SANDWICH.
I WAS VEWY WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MR. DUCK.
YOU SHOULDN'T WANDER OFF WIKE THAT.
UHOH. I TOUGHT I TAW A PUDDY TAT.
COME HERE.
I DID! I DID TAW A PUDDY TAT!
OOF. YOU ARE A VEWY, VEWY BAD PUDDY TAT,
TYIN' UP MY FWIEND WIKE THAT.
KISS YOUR FEATHERY BUTT BYEBYE.
HEH. OH, YEAH?
JUMP ON. I'LL GET US OUTTA HERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE AN ACTION HERO?
YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?
WHAT'S THIS WED BUTTON FOR?
SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH THE RED BUTTON!
HE DON'T KNOW ME VEWY WELL, DO HE?
SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH.
Computer: SELFDESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED.
HUH?
THE SHIP WILL SELFDESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS. 9,
8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3,
2, 1.
WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.
ZERO.
BYE BYE.
Duck: HOW ABOUT THAT?
FOR ONCE, I DIDN'T GET THE WORST OF IT. YIKES!
POOR, POOR MR. DUCK.
I'LL WESCUE YOU.
Grannicus: AH, LOONATICS, YOU'VE MADE IT.
DO YOU HAVE THE ROYAL TWEETUMS?
Ace: HERE YOU GO, YOUR HIGHNESS. SAFELY DELIVERED AS PROMISED.
JUST FOR THAT, YOU ARE OFF MY COURT.
OH, AND YOU ARE OFF MY PLANET PERMANENTLY.
FINISH THEM OFF.
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT.
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HMM. NOT EXACTLY THE SHARPSHOOTER I USED TO BE.